“Aboot”

Another script written by Ryan Johnston.
aboot.pdf

“Jehovah Wha’!”

A script written by Ryan Johnston.
jehovah-what-2.pdf

The Devil Drinks Soy Milk

What better way to follow two posts citing the work of literary icons, than with an extremely ridiculous right-wing rant about how soy “makes you gay”.
I suppose I should clarify that, as ridiculously right-wing as I am, it isn’t my rant. Okay, I’m not right-wing either. I’m so not-right-wing that I’m not even sure if I’m [...]

Horse on Fire

Charles Bukowski has themed a significant portion of the last five months for myself. If you haven’t already read something by him, I would recommend you do so post haste. You might not always agree, but it’ll all come together in the end. I’ve never encountered a person who has so carefully mashed sixteen pounds [...]

On Wanting to Have At Least Three Walls Up Before She Gets Home

Dave Eggers, in ‘How We Are Hungry’:
He is building a small house in the backyard for when their baby is old enough to use it as a fort or clubhouse getaway, and he wants to have three walls up before his wife gets home. She is at her mother’s house because her mother has slipped [...]

Boy Arrested For ‘Opening Before Xmas’

You can tell the Christmas season has finally arrived from a number of traditions. Christmas decorations flooding the streets, malls are open late… snow is falling, and young single mothers are having their kids arrested and charged for committing the crime of curiosity. I suppose this is why I was such a mastermind when it came [...]

Jesus Camp (Updated)

In its’ entirety, I present to you “Jesus Camp”. This is a feature-length documentary on extreme, radical right-wing Evangelicals. Narrowing down on one Christian extremist who devotes her life to crushing childrens’ futures, the filmmakers give a terrifying look into the lives of 50% of America’s population. More Americans believe in angels than evolution.
These are [...]